Kevin Bacon was robbed waiting on the platform of the D train this weekend. Although my greatest concern is that I wasn’t there to console my precious Bacon bit in his time of need, what really worries me is this: how is it that you’re a man who saved a small, dusty town from snakes the size of whales, you were able to bring Tom Hanks back from outer space, and yet, you can’t seem to save your own cell phone from getting pick-pocketed by a 10 year old in NYC? – May 26, 2009
